Mrs Robinson?

I received an e-mail asking if I knew the #1 Song on the day I was born. Since I had recently been looking through my baby book I thought I knew this answer. Well, I looked it up anyway...

... "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon & Garfunkel

Is this a forboding message? Or did this just fortell of my obsession with Zac baby?

Take a look to see yours!

The New Do

See what happens when my fellow bloggers and friends stop reminding me to update my blog. I leave to go to Utah and forget to update my blog.

So, now for the after pictures of he new do, remember this is three weeks growth, but you get the idea.

I also haven't given you all Gretta updates recently. As of 5 weeks ago; being 4 months, 3 weeks and 2 days (I got that from my vet, I'm not actually keeping track), she was 58 pounds and is now taller than Belle, our Bernese Mountain Dog. She's so calm, Ms. Marfa invited her over for a playdate. She was much more behaved than the two-legged children and went to sleep on a bed Ms. Marfa made up for her.

Arachnophobia

To get a laugh like none other, read this blog by Yarnhog.

Funnies

As TZ as mentioned, I get TONS of forwards of jokes. I forward the ones I giggle at, but post the ones I roll on the floor laughing about! Even though it's not time for Freaky Friday Forwards, I couldn't resist this one! (And I'm procrastinating!)


AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
2. (For Men Only) Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
3. For High Blood Pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER
4. A mouse trap place on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.
6. (Also for Men) You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got and electrical problem.

DAILY THOUGHT:

Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

I thought you'd all like to know...

According to DD my son now smells good. She said he smells like "clean soap". At least I now know that our soap is okay.

One thing that may have helped is that DS had his hair cut. All of it! He has been trying to get me to get him a "buzz cut".

According to Wikipedia: A buzz cut (sometimes known as a wiffle or crew cut) is the American name for a type of haircut named after the sound of the electric razor, which is used to shear the hair very closely to the scalp.

Now, we all know that people like, Brad Pitt,

Justin Timberlake,

and our Servicemen all look great with buzz cuts, but I wasn't sure how my only son would look.

After months of fighting with DS for either long hair (not quite sure how long) or a buzz cut and DD's statement, I decided that it was probably time to let it go to fate. I surprised him when we went to Lollilocks on Friday. He actually looks pretty good.

He was so excited, and I was very appreciative to the moms at the pool for making over him. He's much cooler and I'm happier without a stinky child.

However, the joking mom in me almost had her do the below to him. :) I'm evil, but not THAT bad!