Funnies

As TZ as mentioned, I get TONS of forwards of jokes. I forward the ones I giggle at, but post the ones I roll on the floor laughing about! Even though it's not time for Freaky Friday Forwards, I couldn't resist this one! (And I'm procrastinating!)


AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
2. (For Men Only) Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
3. For High Blood Pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER
4. A mouse trap place on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.
6. (Also for Men) You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got and electrical problem.

DAILY THOUGHT:

Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.